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I love how this e-mail tells me I need to 'show my status' by purchasing one of their fake replica phones... classy!

From: Erick Blanchard

Subject: Have a serious look and feel yourself confident with Vertu in your pocket.

Body:

People always notice which cell phone you have with you, and from the one side it shows your status, your success.

So why not to show everybody that you are a successful person and that you know your price. Our internet shop offers you replica cell phones of the most expensive and most famous brands in the world, among them are Vertu, T&G, Mobiado and some other. Vertu telephones are known for their quality and stylishness. We can offer you the following editions of Vertu - Signature, Constellation, Ferrari Giallo, Ferrari Rosso, Ascent and Moza. . You can buy any of those for less than 300 dollars; agree that this is much less than the same cell phone can be bought in any shop. Of course replica cell phones don’t have golden or platinum parts but their quality are just the same as their originals.

Add status to yourself, make people notice you and you will see and feel the success in your hands.

It's been awhile...

Today I was deleting my Spam when I saw an e-mail that just had to be posted.

From: Carlton (lol)

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That subject... it's just... it's amazing... I don't know what Obama being "detained" by Bush (sensationally so) has to do with it though.

Uhh, what?

This e-mail has not be altered or change in any way, I promise:

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