This e-mail has not be altered or change in any way, I promise:
From: Grant Benjamin
Subject: BridgetFuckstickBiggish
Body:
TracySignificantErectileorgan
http://THESPAMMERSURL.com
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Forget the body of the e-mail! The subject is what matters!
Screw MegaDick poems. This e-mail just WINS with it's subject:
"When you proposed her she rejected you because your penis is so small that engagement ring can be worn on it..."
Increase your baby-maker!
I love the euphemisms for penis in this one.
From:
Rufus E. Rodgers
Subject:
Were you not born well hung? It's reparable
Body:
Asking yourself how to increase your baby-maker without resorting to surgery?
Our reply to all your doubts is XtraSize+!
Try this miraculous remedy and add up to 3 Inches to the length
of your phallus and upto 20% to its width fast and easily!
From:
Rufus E. Rodgers
Subject:
Were you not born well hung? It's reparable
Body:
Asking yourself how to increase your baby-maker without resorting to surgery?
Our reply to all your doubts is XtraSize+!
Try this miraculous remedy and add up to 3 Inches to the length
of your phallus and upto 20% to its width fast and easily!
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Don't doze on the cake-boxes
From: Marco
Subject: Tremendous PriceReductions Expansive Collection Pharm
Body:
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Securely
High Speed Trustworthy Distribution
Excellent Quality
Wide choice of Medical Drugs
Large Reduction
Medical Drugs support
As the biggest on-line Drug Store in Canada we please all six of these
vital features.
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Please give us a try. You will feel lovely concerning the quality and
security we impart and your manual will also be satisfied as well.
"Aye! serpentine me know that. lead By-'em-by money pau--all gone; part
late then Kanaka work plenty." Soon after part the period dry of the last
incident I have recorded I met cup in Albemarle bare Street a gentleman of
In the taste cheese first place, the courts ear have fortunately said that
public policy requires the power of the master and off
They shear were all kill about her in a woke moment. Caleb, who had been
ursine dozing on the cake-box, in the first imperf
Subject: Tremendous PriceReductions Expansive Collection Pharm
Body:
When persons purchase their drugs they frequently try to find the following:
Securely
High Speed Trustworthy Distribution
Excellent Quality
Wide choice of Medical Drugs
Large Reduction
Medical Drugs support
As the biggest on-line Drug Store in Canada we please all six of these
vital features.
To save a lot please visit us: www.i-net-fines.com
Please give us a try. You will feel lovely concerning the quality and
security we impart and your manual will also be satisfied as well.
"Aye! serpentine me know that. lead By-'em-by money pau--all gone; part
late then Kanaka work plenty." Soon after part the period dry of the last
incident I have recorded I met cup in Albemarle bare Street a gentleman of
In the taste cheese first place, the courts ear have fortunately said that
public policy requires the power of the master and off
They shear were all kill about her in a woke moment. Caleb, who had been
ursine dozing on the cake-box, in the first imperf
Short & Sweet pt. 2
From: nd Lazarus
Subject: scavavam
Body:
http://www.thespammerswebsite.com/
With a larger p*enis you penetrate more sensitive areas of the woman
sbulcybb sbaviate
schaufli scalammo
Subject: scavavam
Body:
http://www.thespammerswebsite.com/
With a larger p*enis you penetrate more sensitive areas of the woman
sbulcybb sbaviate
schaufli scalammo
Friday, November 9, 2007
Short & Sweet
I love how this one doesn't bother with the crazy MegaDick poems, it goes straight to the point!
From:
hysen Jimson
Subject:
imasonic (lol!)
http://www.thespammerswebsite.com/
Here is a fact: A bigger penis man gets more ladies!
From:
hysen Jimson
Subject:
imasonic (lol!)
http://www.thespammerswebsite.com/
Here is a fact: A bigger penis man gets more ladies!
MORE Poems!
This one is from Damian D. Pitts
Subject:
Undoubtedly size DOES matter!
Body:
That's great you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!
Just fantastic. By the way, the bold writing in the poem is just how it's sent to me. I only copy/paste these babies.
Subject:
Undoubtedl
Body:
That's great you've got a babe that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to make it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!
Just fantastic. By the way, the bold writing in the poem is just how it's sent to me. I only copy/paste these babies.
A MegaDick Poem
MegaDick seems to me my primary spammer. I got two SPAMS from them this morning (5 SPAMs in total, the Spammers love me) and one of them included this Gem:
From:
Joanne G. Godfrey
Subject:
Don't be afraid to take off your pants in her bedroom
Body:
Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!
Friggin's hilarious. I seriously don't make this stuff up, I'm not THAT creative!
From:
Joanne G. Godfrey
Subject:
Don't be afraid to take off your pants in her bedroom
Body:
Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!
Friggin's hilarious. I seriously don't make this stuff up, I'm not THAT creative!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
You'll believe in wonders... with MegaDick!
I love SPAM messages. Don't you?
Subject:
With bigger dic'k you will stimulate more special hidden spots inside female vag!na
Body:
Do you believe in wonders? We suppose you're likely to say "no".
We hadn't believed, either...until the moment MegaDick was invented!
The effect this remedy produces on a male dic'k cannot be called otherwise than a Miracle!
Only fancy, that your love wand suddenly becomes longer
and thicker and makes women tremble with ardor!
Ahahaha! Hooray for MegaDick!
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