MegaDick seems to me my primary spammer. I got two SPAMS from them this morning (5 SPAMs in total, the Spammers love me) and one of them included this Gem:
From:
Joanne G. Godfrey
Subject:
Don't be afraid to take off your pants in her bedroom
Body:
Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will pound her pink so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this wonder-pi'll
And change your life at your own will!
Friggin's hilarious. I seriously don't make this stuff up, I'm not THAT creative!
Friday, November 9, 2007
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I love Spam messages. They contain some of the craziest writings ever to be conceived by the human brain. Don't you ever wonder who the hell comes up with these? Well, I can't tell you, but I can provide you with some of the gems I find in my Spam box from time to time.
About the Writer
- Millie
- Columbus, Ohio, United States
- Millie lives and studies Art in Columbus, Ohio. She likes reading comic books, watching Heroes, making Art, listening to Indie Rock music and enjoying Japanese Culture.
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